VIRGINITY TESTING FOR BOYS - IT'S OFFICIAL

Well, boys, better have a really tight foreskin and be able to pee over your head because King Goodwill Zwelethini announced at this year's annual reed dance that "mentors" had been selected, "masters had been trained" to conduct virginity testing for boys.

Here's the bit about the peeing according to traditional Zulu testing methods "when the male urinated, he had to point his penis upwards and his urine would have to reach his height or even sometimes above that.”

To those boys who may already have indulged in sin, all I can say is drink lots of water and keep your legs crossed.