GOOD QUESTIONS FROM THE INVENTOR OF THE CORDLESS EXTENSION CORD*
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
When an evil masochist dies does he go to hell, or would heaven be a better punishment?
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place? (Steven Wright)
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
If you write the word "monkey" a million times, do you start to think you're Shakespeare?
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