MICHAEL BROWN GETS PUSHED ONTO HIS SWORD

One head rolls.

Time did him in

Spontaneous Answers to Non-Prescreened Questions to Michael Brown Whitehouse.org.

That hair! Grecian Blonde for sure.

The satirists are out in full force :

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"It has been brought to my attention that there was recently a bad storm"
The Onion.